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tsgannon — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:58:49 CDT

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All About Dating

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Breakup Babe

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Charming but Single

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Dating For Today's Man

Dating Guru -Online Dating Tips, Dating Advice - Ask the DatingGuru

Dating is Dead

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Dating Outlook

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DatingShoes.com

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Friends and Love

Grateful Dating

How to Pick Up Girls - ScubaDate.com

I am, therefore, I date (, or Dating is Hell)

Kiss & Blog

Long Relationships

Marital Talk

Marriage Actually

My Bedroom Blog with Amy V- http://www.amyvenezia.com/blog

Not Another Relationship Blog

One Girl's Thoughts

OnLineDatersAnnonymous (Typos are those of the author.)

Online Dating Insider

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Open Source Dating Ideas!

Our One Heart

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Serially Single

Sex & Moxie

Sex and the Sickie

Single Again

Single Life in the City

Smart at Love

Successfuldatingpro.com

Sugardaddy Dating

The Mad Dater

Tired of Men

Undressing Her (a blog for the young urban crowd)

Unethical Dating (Is there a normal, well-behaved man out there?)

Virginia Belle

Wedding Tactics

Widow's Quest

Sex, Lies and Dating in the City

Bad Date Stories

TemlynWriting — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:21:24 CDT

Do you have a dating disaster memory that still has the power to make you cringe? Click EasyEdit to share your worst dating moments.

Ok here goes, I met this guy online and we talked on the phone for a couple of weeks before we setup a date. When we met the first time he had a big bunch of flowers I thought that was so sweet, the next night we had our second date he brought more flowers which is even sweeter.. Then our third date he wanted to watch a movie so he came over my house and we watched a movie. The entire time before and after these dates he called me everyday and we got along wonderful. This is a man who called me every day and brought me flowers and to movies and dinner and was totally nice to me. He called me to setup a forth date and I said ok, he ended up having to work late so he called me at 8:00 I told him I understood and we can go out another time. He proceeded to say he did thinking at work and didn't feel there was a romantic connection, he did feel there was a physical attraction (hint hint) but nothing more, he then tripped over his words to break up with me. I have no idea what happened but why would men bend over backwards be sweet and continue to call a woman and set up dates if he is not interested in her?

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Does this count? I'd been dating a guy for about 6 weeks, with total bliss and love all around (or so I thought). We planned a beautiful getaway to a remote mountain cabin. He was driving my car up the last half-mile to the cabin and hit a rock. Didn't think anything of it, and he kept driving. We had a decent time at the cabin (confession, kinda boring), but then, a few days after we got back, he not only broke up with me, but I found out my car needed $1000 worth of repairs!!

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That totally counts! Awful. So, here's mine (my active dating years seem so far behind!): My senior year of college, I was set up on a "blind date" with a friend of mine -- great looking guy, total sweetheart, and someone I'd always adored. To me (and to him), it was such a natural and yet surprising situation -- "of course, how could I have failed to see what was right in front of me?" The night was fantastic and ended in the throes of passion potential. We made a plan to attend a school formal that same weekend, and were so thrilled by the surprising shift in our relationship status that we made plans to have lunch away from campus the next day. So... He comes to pick me up and we drive to this slightly dumpy Italian restaurant -- I'm trying to think the best, shifting dumpy to "charming and rustic" in my mind. We're the ONLY two people being served. So, my friend says, "Hey, I have a coupon for this place." Then he proceeds to say that, in fact, he has TWO coupons, and that we can redeem them both (they were for a free lunch entree) IF WE DON'T SIT AT THE SAME TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I proceed to demur: "No, we have to sit together -- we're on a date! Don't worry, I'll pay." He tries to convince me to stick with his plan ("After all, we're the only two in here, and we can sit at adjoining tables."), but eventually resolves his inner dilemma by letting me pick up the check. I was mortified and totally turned off. Too bad, too, because he was and I expect still is, lovely. For me, nothing kills the glow quicker than obnoxious cheapness.

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It was 1996 in San Francisco...
It was before everyone had cell phone but he had one and used to call me from his friend's car on his phone. He seemed very with-it and was fun and tall and quirky. He made me cookies when I moved into my new place in the Mission District. He'd asked me a few times but I demurred, sulking over a long-distance break-up. But it was time for me to get out there and get dating. So I finally said yes.

I worked the overnights (radio news), going to work at 1:30 a.m. A weekend night would have been best but he wanted Tuesday. I said okay but that I had to be home by 9:30 p.m. to go to bed. A very small window but sufficient for a first date and a two hour meal. 8:00 p.m.: So he showed up an hour late. On foot. We walked to the Slo Club. Only a mile away through gangland. Seriously. We heard shots on our walk.

Slo Club was immensely popular. We waited nearly two hours for a table. 9:45 pm: He talked the whole time about his parents' divorce and his relationship with his mother. He ordered a an appetizer, then dinner, then dessert. 11:00 p.m. I ordered a neat bourbon to keep me from going nuts while he ate something small and chocolately. He ate it slowly. He kept talking. I am so tired that I am about to fall asleep at each blink. There was no hurry in him.

The bill comes. He looks at the tab and says that's forty for each of us. I said, why don't you let me get this - to end the night faster, to have no obligation whatsoever. I pay with a credit card. We get outside and I see an idling cab. He says let's walk. I decline and I hop in that cab and I am free. I stay up and get no sleep before work because it is only an hour.

A bad date. But it would have been fine and funny if I liked him. Which at the end of it, I certainly did not.

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So I "took one" for the team . . .
In undergrad, I was the college speech team captain. My coach wanted to recruit a new debator and after I interviewed this guy, he asked my coach for my email address and it was given on demand. My coach then asked if I wouldn't mind going out with the new prospect, and I agreed to go, even though I wasn't attracted to him at all. We went to dinner, and the conversation went like this:

HIM: Talkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyself
talkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyself
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talkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyself
talkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyself

ME: Really? I have a story about that-

HIM: Talkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyself
talkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyself
talkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyselftalkaboutmyself
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You get the picture.

So, we go out to a dinner and even though he asked me, he ducked out of the check by hiding out in the bathroom FOREVER. He then asked for a kiss at the end of the date. So, I went ahead and let him "do the deed," and you wouldn't believe it, but he was able to alien-suck my entire head into his mouth with one kiss. A rare talent this boy had, but a talent nonetheless. He asked if he could email me, and I said yes (thinking nononononono!) and politely ended the date.

The kicker? He wrote me an email and said that he found someone else, and though he had a nice time, he was going to have to let me go. Hilarious.

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2002, Seattle
I met this guy during my online dating phase. He seemed a bit out of touch with current fashions in his photos, but I was trying to keep an open mind. He sounded reasonable and sane on the phone and in email, so I agreed to meet for dinner.

We met for dinner at a small, ridiculously warm, Italian restaurant. As I sat there sweating lightly and listening to his stories about being an arborist, it became clear this wasn't going to work. We had nothing in common. I decided to finish dinner and then politely end the date.

Unfortunately, that was ample time for him to astound me with his bizarre and creepy conversational stylings. Early in the date, he started pushing me to see his place in the country. He lived in a very rural and isolated area. I demurred, saying I loved the city and am rarely talked out it. Ignoring my polite refusals, he kept pushing. I had to repeatedly decline to leave the city for any reason and pointed out that my own rural upbringing left me with such a bad taste in my mouth that I would never live outside the city again. Still not daunted, he continued to spin the story of his idyllic life working with a wealthy family's garden. Since he lives on an island, he segued into a story about waiting for the ferry.

I tuned out a bit at that point. I was counting the minutes and wondering why the service was so slow. When I tuned back in, the story had taken a darker turn. It involved a dog, a ferry, some angry shouting, and some kind of discipline to keep the dog from barking. Slowly, it dawned on me that this story was going to end with "...and that's how I got arrested for animal cruelty." Sure enough, he wrapped up the story with that line and wanted to talk about his trials with the law. After that, he returned totrying to get me to visit his place.

74 minutes. The date lasted 74 minutes and I should have bailed after we got seated. The only upside was that I got much more forward about ending future dates early, never doing more than coffee, and always having an escape route.

First Date Stories

TemlynWriting — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:18:57 CDT

We've all had them-- first dates. Some are horrors, some are perfect!

I met this man online and we talked for about 1 month before setting up a first date, we really got to know each other oh so I thought. The first date was setup and he wanted to do something really nice and surprise me so I said ok. The date went really well, we went to see butterflies then barnes and noble walk around then out to dinner. The date went well with a good night kiss, then he asked if we could watch a movie the next night, I said ok and when he got there he said lets pop the movie in. We watched the movie and talked about actors & movies and nothing else... as soon as it was over, he basically ran out of my house. Then I get an email the next day saying "He flees when he gets nervous and he felt that I was pushing expectations on him on our second date." Again we chatted about movies and actors at what point could anyone put expectations on someone? Needless to say 3 weeks later he dropped me an IM and proceeded to list everything I did wrong on the date. Nothing he said made any sense.. it was like we were on 2 very different dates. So even though we talked for about 1 month prior to setting up the date, he was definately not the same person. I think he may have had a few people in his head.

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UK Dating Sites

delboyuk — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:23:53 CDT

As our list of UK Dating sites is being compiled, please share your thoughts by commenting here!

Dating - The Eco Friendly Way!

jenn4luv — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:10:53 CDT

Many free dating sites are emerging left and right each claiming themselves to be better than others. Success of any site depends on many factors, including the targetted audience, the backend design, the promotion and most important on member response. If people start finding thier love interest, that dating site can be called good enough.

Promatching.com is such site. According to prweb, this one is a unique in itself. This is the first major environment friendly online dating website that makes it easy for singles to find each other. An interesting ISMM System drives it's matchmaking system that matches singles based on their significant traits. Since singles can find each other very fast and easily, there is no question of wasting the bandwidth and electricity on searching your love online. Seriously, daters deserve to find their love in as much less time and effort as possible. If an online dating can accomplish that, why not give it a try. Must be well worth the try. And why not, it's all free.

Members can also enjoy the inbuilt advanced inbox and manage their email messages in a proper manner. Members can contact each other for free. Although, there are a few more features that could be added to this dating service to make it an all around dating website. They are missing the chatting feature. I think that would help members to know someone really fast, and if they don't click, they can decide to ignore each other. They can also increase the number of photos one can upload. They only provide option to upload six pictures currently. Whereas other dating sites offer more. Something that can be looked into. Also, they are missing on the number of members. There is not much choice to choose from.

Dating Stories

zidrak — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:42:24 CDT

Scuba Steve's CRAZY Dating Stories - I write about meeting and going out with different girls.

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Singles Canada in the news

MMMomma — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:00:28 CDT

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SinglesCanada.com Releases Hilarious YouTube Video called "Dating Susan Boyle" Within 10 days, Singlescanada.com has become a YouTube rising star after introducing their humorous YouTube Video entitled "Dating Susan Boyle."

There's someone out there for everyone

Singles Canada was founded so Canadian singles could meet local singles with similar interests and desires. We are always thrilled to hear the true stories of couples who have met because of my service.

Judge a book by its cover

someone out there for everyone

The purpose of the video wasn't to be off-the-wall or outrageous, but to use humor to demonstrate how bad the bar scene can be and how quick it is to post a dating profile and get a response. Susan Boyle seemed to be the best example of a person who should use an online dating service. Singles Canada has been contacted by many viewers asking if there will be a sequel.

It was a lot of fun to film so we just might do more.

(PRWEB) June 2, 2009 - SinglesCanada.com, Canada's premiere online dating service, has weaved humor and truth together with their first YouTube commercial entitled "Dating Susan Boyle", which has been viewed more than 10,000 times in less than 10 days.

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The video is a unique take on dating, combining humor with everyone's desire to find that perfect someone. It follows one man's desire to find his soulmate, aptly named Susan Boyle after the Britain's Got Talent singer who claims she has never been kissed. The moral of the video is "There's someone out there for everyone".
This phrase is one of the principles behind the formation of Singles Canada, one of Canada's oldest and most respected dating sites. Singles Canada was formed in 1998 and is designed specifically for Canadian singles to meet other singles from Toronto to Vancouver With more than 3 million dating profiles, its coast-to-coast reach and the fact it continues to grow even amidst a struggling economy, Singles Canada has become Canada's premiere dating service.
Patsy Copus, the site's founder and CEO, said: "Singles Canada was founded so Canadian singles could meet local singles with similar interests and desires. We are always thrilled to hear the true stories of couples who have met because of my service."
When Copus started Singles Canada, she was one of the first females to start a dating Web site. Since then she has found out that most dating sites are still dominated by men and that the owner of these sites remain hidden and prefer to work behind the scenes.
But Copus said she wanted to make sure that her customers knew who she was and gives them the opportunity to contact her via the Singles Canada Facebook page, Twitter, and through Copus's personal blog. Copus is a wife, mother and now grandmother who is still a fervent believer in giving back. In the past ten years she has volunteered at her local hospital, and donated to the Princess Margaret Hospital Cancer Fund through the "Pink Bedroom Party". Copus believes that everyone can give back in some way and rest easy knowing that they have made a positive change in their community or the world as a whole.

In today's world, people are extending their love search across the globe. That's why Singles Canada has extended their online dating sites in response to singles from the U.K, Australia, New Zealand and the United States who wanted to meet single Canadians.
Online dating has continuously shown that it can be one of the most effective methods for meeting someone. An incredible 7.8 million people from Britain have used some form of online dating that lasted at least one year, according to research from parship.com. Furthermore, the same site has reported that Internet daters have soared by 20 per cent since 2007. And a recent Which? Survey showed that more than 60 per cent of those polled believed it as easier to meet someone on a dating site than in a pub, club or even through friends, further showing that no matter the economy, Internet dating is here to stay and will continue to grow.
Singles Canada's first YouTube video, clearly shows how we should never "Judge a book by its cover" and that there truly is "someone out there for everyone"
Copus said: "The purpose of the video wasn't to be off-the-wall or outrageous, but to use humor to demonstrate how bad the bar scene can be and how quick it is to post a dating profile and get a response. Susan Boyle seemed to be the best example of a person who should use an online dating service. Singles Canada has been contacted by many viewers asking if there will be a sequel." Copus responded "It was a lot of fun to film so we just might do more."
For more information, visit www.singlescanada.com.
About Singles Canada
Singles Canada was formed in 1998 by Patsy Copus in response to the growing need for a dating service just for Canadians, and has grown to be Canada's largest online dating service with more than 3 million dating profiles. The site features a growing network of dating sites which include dating services for the U.K. Australia and New Zealand singles who are interested in Canadians.
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Dating in the News

MMMomma — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:54:26 CDT

The Relationship Company expands in St Louis and Kansas City

5 Things Never to Say on a First Date

50 Ways to Be Romantic on the Cheap

FlowMingle

benbry — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:44:51 CDT

FlowMingle is a new take on online dating that is inherently social and group oriented.

FlowMingle abandons the notion of a ‘profile’ and the over-promising of personality tests, and instead relies on daily group interaction to create an inherently social and engaging experience. FlowMingle intelligently places people in small local groups that interact with each other during a five day guided introduction process. Each day the group is presented an ice-breaker question that is designed to encourage interpersonal communication, spark interest, and help people get to know each other in a meaningful way. Group members can also send personal messages that may be received on a mobile phone.

At the end of the introduction process, group members decide who they would like to communicate one-on-one with. FlowMingle helps members initiate communication, plan a meeting, and stay in contact.

Link to Site: FlowMingle Online Dating

All About Dating

LobEng — Wed, 06 May 2009 07:49:07 CDT

Love at your fingertips.....Love Birds

Pick-Up Lines

ScubaDate — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:59:30 CDT

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Dating Advice

ScubaDate — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:47:08 CDT

LoveBirds- Your Source of Free Dating Advices and Relationship Helps!

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First Date Advice

LobEng — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:12:04 CDT

From LoveBirds-

Be attentive and listened well to your date. Maintaining frequent eye contacts during a date make other feel that you are interested in the conversation and more sincere. Throw a question or two occasionally to make the communication more participating.
Nothing worse, where you come to a stalemate in a date. Prepare and plan you date shown that you have put thoughts in it.
Suggest splitting the bills give guys a good impression of you. Sure, you were invited out and your date is expected to pay but offer anyway. And if your date picks up the tab, offer to pay the next time.
Turning off your cell phone or set it to vibrate mode show your particularistic in a uninterrupted date. It is also polite to stop the wandering eyes. There is nothing ruder than taking a casual call from a friend or ogling the waitress at the next table while your date is attempting to hold your attention.
When mentioning about past relationship, don’t start burping out the wacky “stuffs” you both had done. Know what to tell and what cannot be reveal.
Make good word of your promises. If you say you’re going to call!, it better to do so. If you didn’t have a good time then be courteous, and don’t promise to get in touch when you really have no intention of doing so.
And believe me, chivalry is not dead and women do appreciate it, just don’t overdo it boys.

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Free vs. Paid Web sites: The Chart

friends2207 — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:54:11 CST

(This page is a work-in-progress. Please bear with us as we add to the chart! Thanks!)

Web site	Both (Free & Paid versions)	Free	Paid
Match.com			Paid
eHarmony.com			Paid
Lavalife.com	Both
PlentyOfFish.com		Free
Yahoo! Personals			Paid
15MinuteDate		Free
AdamAndEveSingles.com		Free
AmericanMatcher.com		Free
AmericanSingles.com	Both
AmericasInternetDating.com	Both
AOL Personals	Both (has 3-day free trial)		Paid
Be2	Both (has different options)		Paid
BigChurch.com	Both
BookofMatches.com		Free
canadianloveconnection.com	Both
CasualKiss.com		Free
Chemistry.com	Both
ChristianCafe.com	Both (Free Trial)
ChristianPersonals.org	Both (Free Trial)
ChristianPersonalsOnline.com		Free
ChristianSoulmates.com		Free
ConnectingSingles.com		Free
Craigslist.org		Free	`
Date.com	Both
DateNation.com	Both
DatingDirect.com	Both
DatingFaces.com	Both
DatingHall.com		Free
eHarmony.com	Both (Free Trial)
EveryonesConnected.com		Free
IntellectConnect.com		Free
OKCupid.com		Free
Allsinglesmeet.com		Free
Sugardaddie.com	Both

Those Burning Questions

nia123mul — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 19:02:52 CST

Yes, it's tough out there! You're not the only one who has questions about the do's and don'ts, should's and shouldn'ts, why's and why not's, and occasionally the "who"? (As in, "Who brings the condoms?")

Here are some perennial sticklers:

Participate in a Few Dating Polls!
First Date Sex: Yes or No?
Who Pays?
Why don't men ask women out anymore?
Why won't people commit?
What do ladies really want in a guy?
What do guys really want in a girl?

How does one bring up the the subject of size to men? I like men super endowed.

Got a burning question? Post it here and get some collective help.

Or, add a new page to contribute a new question. Click the "Add a new page button" in the tool box at right, and follow the easy steps.

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Romantic Date Ideas

LobEng — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:55:20 CST

LoveBirds- Romantic Dating Ideas!

Long Distance Relationships

andxang — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:46:40 CST

Most of us hate 'em, but we still stick through with it if it's the right person.

So, how do you make your long distance relationships work? Just click "EasyEdit" and share with us.

Julia's advice:
-- Buy a phone card from someplace like Sam's, where you get a TON of minutes! Cell phones are great, too, if you have plenty of minutes and a good network. When my husband and I were dating, more than 900 miles apart, we went through those phone cards like mad! (We didn't have great cell phone plans at the time.)
-- Invest in a webcam. It makes a huge difference if you can see one another!
-- I know e-mail and chat are conveniences, but once in a while write a hand-written letter and send it. It can add to the romance.

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Advice for the Long Term

andxang — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:43:54 CST

So, you've got a long-term relationship. What do you do to keep the sparks flying?

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